The 20 Best Discreet & Quiet Sex Toys for a Crowded House
I decided to try Eva out solo before giving it a go with someone else. This proved to be the smart choice, since I had quite a bit of trouble figuring out how to actually make it stick. Instead of reading the instructions before my first attempt (like a regular person), I just went for it. After five minutes of frustration in which I could not get Eva to stay in place, I stubbornly turned to the manual and realized my error. I’d been trying to place the head of the pod below my clitoris when it was actually supposed to go directly on top of it.
It wouldn’t qualify for a spot on this list without a powerful clit sucker, but this toy goes above and beyond. The flexible silicone shaft sends rumbly goodness to the G-spot (choose from 10 vibration settings) and it also has a licking tongue stimulator to mimic oral sex. The Tango X is an all-time favorite bullet, due to its multiple speeds and settings, super-powerful and rumbly vibrations, convenient finger grip, and surprisingly low noise output. For an under-$100 vibrator, We-Vibe’s feels like it’s packed with everything.
In fact, these handy little sex toys are becoming increasingly popular among couples and men alike. Believe it or not, you can still get busy with your partner even when they’re 1,000s of miles away. Thanks to the wonders of technology and the sex toy industry, there are now a number of wireless remote sex toys that can be controlled via Bluetooth connection. With its flexible vibrating arm and rotating head for G-spot stimulation, you’ll be able to achieve orgasmic bliss like never before.
The bottom button’s sole purpose is to cycle backward through the aforementioned settings—a lifesaver when you wish to revisit a prior setting without cycling through 14 other settings along the way. The small, sleek Satisfyer Purple Pleasure vibrator is an excellent value at a typical price of $40 (a similar model from a different manufacturer that we’ve tested retails for $90), yet it makes no sacrifices in quality. With its aesthetically pleasing streamlined shape, waterproof silicone body , and USB rechargeable battery, this toy looks and feels like a more expensive “l(fā)uxury” vibrator.
Our health and fitness tester Kim Hawley has been in the industry for over 30 years, with qualifications in level 3 personal training and nutrition. Priyankaa Joshi, our sleep and wellness editor viberator, has over five years’ experience in health journalism and has written about hundreds of products, from the best treadmills to the best greens powders. It scored highly with our panel – all said it helped them achieve a more intense orgasm and most climaxed faster than normal. If you’re using it by yourself as a means to masturbate, you can just sit on the thing and kick back with some porn. I could easily visualize the Motorbuny Buck’s use in BDSM scenes, in which a dominant partner might order a submissive to straddle the machine and be penetrated.
“The angled tip can be tilted for pinpointed pleasure, or you can roll the vibrator across erogenous zones like your nipples, perineum, or vulva for a more smooth and diffused sensation,” she says. There’s a huge range of insertable vibrators and sex toys that target this zone, including dual-stimulation ones (like rabbit vibrators), curved toys, and models with bulbous heads that pulse or thrust. A popular option for power-hunters, this 13-inch wand has four intensity settings and four vibration patterns. It also has a flexible neck that lets you apply pressure at different angles for a more targeted sensation. It has a cord, so you never have to worry about it crapping out on you mid-session.
